Category: Game Parlor
Not sure if this game has been posted here any other time, but I was on a forum and this game was one of the most popular and funny games they had. Heres how it works.
I make a wish. The next person corrupts my wish. Heres an xample:
I wish for a piece of bread.
Wish granted, but the bread is moldy.
Ok, heres my wish.
I wish that I had a little better desktop.
This has been done before on here, but it was a long time ago and is probably buried very deep.
So, I grant you the wish of a better desktop. Trouble is, it is so good that it is almost human and actually anticipates what you are going to type or command it to do before you do it. This drives you crazy and you eventually have to stop using it.
I wish a new job would just fall in my lap like my last one did so I wouldn't have to endure anymore interviews.
yeah i created it long ago and it's fun
you have your job. 7 days a week for 19 hours, so far away from home it takes you two hours and half to get there and other two and half to go back home...
i wish i was a computer programmer
your wish has been granted...
but you've been highered to program the next phase of windows, and it's completely touch screen.
I wish for a cell phone that never loses signal
you got your cell phone. but its signal is so strong that it picks up every phone conversation in a 6 mile radius.
well wouldn't it be interesting? lol jk. but since the last poster forgot her wish and i don't have one to corrupt i'll just make one lol.
i wish i could turn back time to some months ago
Wish granted, but u screw up, and turn it back too far, and find yourself in themiddle ages.
I wish I wish I could find myself some more descriptive movies.
Hah try corrupting that.
You find more descriptive movies, but they're all Disney classics and old war films.
I wish I could move someplace with better transportation and cheap housing.
granted: but the place you moved to with better transportation and cheaper housing is in a ghetto area and the housing is infested with roaches and rats
I wish to get accepted to my school of choice, Sam houston
wish granted but the school is nothing like you thought and no one thinks you are capable and treat you like a child and you find the work impossible because your last school never tought you the things you should have knowen for these classes and you flunk. On top of all that you can't get aquipment needing to help you do your work because they have a rule there saying that you can only use what the taecher has listed adn they are not allowed to make exseptions.
I wish I had a chease burger from the near by gril.
You get a cheeseburger from the nearby grill, but the meat was spoiled, and you are sick for days.
I wish I could eat whatever I want without worrying about my diabetes.
you can eat whatever you want. until you become extremely overweight, so much that it gets hard to even walk on your own and you'll need someone to assist you. you quickly get tired with every little movement, and, you'll definitely have to worry about alot of other health issues including heart problems. but no diabetes at all.
i wish all kinds of abuse against animals stopped
all animal abuse stops, but other abuse such as children and property take over and your local area soon gets damaged and unsafe
i wish i had a anual pass to disneyworld
wish granted, but then the day you get it Disney word gets bombed and no longer is there.
wished my cat would learn how to meow when she wants in and not throw herself at the door to let me know.
Your cat learns to meow when she wants in, but she doesn't know when to stop meowing. She meows all day and all night until you have to get rid of her before you go out of your mind.
I wish I could drive.
you can drive. you are so excited about it, you take your car and start driving faster and faster until you have a bad accident and get seriously hurt
i wish i never met a certain person...
Wish granted, but then you meet another person just like him.
I wish my friend won't forget to bring the game he's onna let me borrow on monday.
you get your game; but it breaks and you have to buy your friend a bigger and better one to replace it. I wish for warm weather again.
Wish Granted, but it gets so hot you can't stand the hot weather any longer.
I wish I had a Mac.
Oops, might have messed that up. I ment warm weather... NOt hot weather.
You get your mac, but it breaks down so quickly that it has to get sent in and it's probably wasn't worth spending all that money on in the end so you wish you hadn't gotten it after all because it seems to never work.
I wish I could download any song I wanted for free and every song I asked for was there.
Wish granted, but your downloads are so slow you wish you hadn't started.
LOL, this is fun.
k since jeffrey didn't make a wish
I wish i were a few inches taller?
Wish granted. But, you're so tall you can't get into your house because your head bumps the door frames.
lmao
dude your ruining the game, your supposed to make a wish
Jeff, after u corrupt the wish, make a new one.
wish my desktop wasn't so slow while i have listeners on my stream.
Wish granted, but now your desktop is slow while you do other basic things like start your computer or talk on Aim, and it drives you crazy so you want to throw it out the window.
I wish I had a pet turtle.
Wish granted, but the turtle is a snapping turtle. ouch.
I wish I could go to a concert.
wish granted! You go to a concert, but the concert was so loud you felt like you were going to lose your hearing, there were fights, and you got so drunk you had an awful hangover the next day!
I wish I was with a guy who made me happy!
Wish granted, but you keep arguing all the time with him.
I wish Wubi 8.10 would work right for me....
And, that's not something I made up, it's true.
wish granted it works right for you finally, but then they come out with 9.0 which is automatically downloaded which does not work for you at all and causes you to have to reformat your hardrive
I wish I was a unicorn
Wish ganted, but then u get killed and Quirrel comes to drink your blood.
Had to throw in some HP :)
I wish I could et a bit better at wrestling.
wish granted, but your not that better even though u think u were and so u wrestle some 1 telling them that u r super good,
they go to hard on u and they brake your bones,
sorry... to long
I wish that hmmmmm... c't think
o yeah that i could go to the theater.
Wish granted. You go to the theater, but you come back completely broke.
I wish I had a fountain of Dr. Pepper, kind of like a water fountain, except Dr. Pepper comes out, not water.
Wish granted, but then the fountain breaks Now u have nothing.
wish I had some money.
wish granted, but the money is fake. lmao
rofl, i love this game btw. um ... i wish i could go visit someone special in england
wish granted, but on your way back your plane crashes and so bye-bye u.
damn, cold. hahaha, i wish for a good job that i love that makes lots of money
Wish granted, but then you are always having to work a whole lot of extra hours and you dont hardly get any time to rest or even spend the money from working.
I wish I could do whatever I want!
you can do what ever you want, but your parents soon get angry, and ground you for a whole year.
i wish i could see the great barier reef
Lol they dont ground me I'm 21!
Wish granted, but then you wish you hadn't seen it!
I wish people had common scense!
Wish granted, but then u realize that other people don't have it.
I wish I could get some new music.
wish granted ,. but then u find out that is not type u like
I wish I wasn't bored.
your wish came true, but in a form of monsters attacking your house and nearly killing you
i wish i could lose weight, lol
Wish granted, but then but then you have to do chords.
I wish I could find some audiogames.
Wish granted, but then you find so many that your computer gets full from all the downloads! And on top of that, you get some kind of virus, and most of the games you cant figure out how to play anyway.
I wish my eye wasn't hurting. That's a real one!
Whoops i meant chores not chords.
Wish granted, but then your knee does.
I wish that I didn't have to worry about these admin blocks on my laptop.
Wish granted. You're allowed to do anything on the computer, but then you end up causing it to have a virus and eventually stop working!
I wish I had a lot of junk food!
you get your lots of junk food, but eat it till you get sick and lose all tastes for said junk food for years to come. I wish I wasnt so damn sleepy.
wish granted: but now you can't sleep for 2 days straight and get frustrated that you can't sleep? then it catches up with you and your reaaaly tired again.
i wish i did better at public speaking
wish granted, but you then can't talk to any one person at a time. you have to spill your secrets to the world and get followed around by every one from the media.
i wish to go and be with a certain person on MA i no, i can't be asked to put the full name
wish granted: but you go and you guys get into a huge fight and you just wanna go back home
I wish i could read people's minds
wish granted but then, people get sick that u r reading there mind and they get mad at u and u don't have any friends left.
wish I could be a better person, joke lol.
Wish granted, but then you become so good everyone wants to follow your example.
I wish it was warmer in my room, it's frr'rrrr'rrrr'rrree'eeeeee'eeee'zing in here!!!
wish granted: but now it's just boiling hot
I wish someone would do my economics homework for me!
Your homework is done but you don't pass the test.
I wish for no snow!
Wish granted, but then its get extremely hot.
I wish my rowder hadn't reset itself, making my stream and desktop go nuts yesterday.
Wish granted, but now you have to pay a lot more for a static IP and a new non-resettable router.
I wish it would snow here this Winter.
Wish granted, it snows, u get out of school, but then you have to go to school during the summer. Yes, that does actually happen.
I wish I could meet some cool people.
Wish granted, but then your original friends dont like you anymore because of the people you're hanging out with!
I wish I could sleep forever and just live a dream and never have to worry about anything ever ever again.
wish granted, you sleep for the rest of your days.
I wish I could be a phoenix
wish granted, but you remain a phenix forever. I wish myschool had a faster internet conecution.
wish granted but then It goes so fast it seams like it has a mind of It's own, and u c't comtrol it
I wish I didn't have to do the choir musical for my school tomorrow.
Wish granted, but then you get a load of homework in its place.
I wish that the charger would charge my laptop.
rofl, wish granted, but then it charges so much that your laptop explodes from the power
hmm, i wish that someone can write my biology essay for me.
the charger does charge your laptop but the charg pack gets so hot that it explodes and your battery leaks
I wish I could be a pokemon trainer
Two wishes for me to grant, lets see here.
Ok, lets see here, wish granted, but they write about the wrong thing, and you fail the essay.
And to the other one, hmmm, Wish granted, but you can't catch any pokemon to train. hah
I wish that my other laptop the one that I wished about last night would get fixed soon, and that my new laptop would come in along with the braille plus i'm gonna be getting. Man, I can't wait for that.
wish granted, but you realize that the laptop they sent to you werent the one you ordered, and the braille plus sucks
i wish minh made didn't forget her wish so i could corrupt it. :p
haha and u forgot your wish to,
so I get to wish
I wish that I never had homework again.
no that was my wish. lol. and you didn't make one either so I will make another one
I wish I wasn't shy.
wish granted: but now your not at all shy and you say some things you probably shouldn't say and it gets you in trouble.
I wish that i could stop falling for stupid jerks
lol lory, thanks so much. wish granted janelle, but you finally fall a sweet guy but he's so sweet that every single girl is falling for him too.
hmm, i wish that people wouldnt be fucking assholes to me, rofl
Wish granted, but now that they're not being fucking assholes, they are being too sickeningly sweet and it's hard to find a real friend.
I wish for a wild rollercoaster ride at an amusement park..
wish granted but then u puke all over everybody and they ban u from it
I wish there was no school.
there is no school. because you've been kicked out of school blamed of something you haven't even done, something bad, really bad, so bad that now no other school accepts you. and not only that, but what you were blamed of doing is really so bad, that it compromises your future because no one wants to give you a job
i wish my mind wasn't the bad mess of thoughts and emotions that it's being right now
your mind isn't so bad but u become mentally retarded
I wish that I had a t/v in my room
you have it. and you keep watching it day and night, you become addicted and refuse to even get out of your room to go eat or to the bathroom, you become very ill and one day they find you lying dead on your bed with the tv on, but showing only an empty black screen...
i wish my mother didn't have heart problems
you got your wish, but now, your mom has cancer. i'm sorry
i wish my cold would go away, right now.
your cold goes away, but then you end up with the flu
I wish you would not grant me this wish!
Wish... not granted, but nothing ever goes the way you want.
I wish for a beer
wish granted: but the beer tastes like tiger piss, lmao
I wish to get some... ..chocolate?
wish granted but it's light choclate, omgomg gross
I wish I would have straight A's.
you have straight As, but get abandoned by all your friends because you are a know it all and a book worm
I wish: that I had a girlfriend and that we lived happily ever after
wish granted but then all your friends leave u because they're jealous that u have a hot chicka
wish forgotten. lol. so i have no wish to corrupt.
i wish... i wish i just didn't care
wish granted, but you have no choice but to care.
I wish: that, I could live on the moon
Wish granted, but it's so lonely up there and everyone on earth has forgotten you so you're just so lonely with nothing but the moon to live with.
I wish my mom would make up her mind about what she wants in life.
she does. what she wants in life is to control you 24 7 to make sure you go to church every sunday, say your prayers before going to bed, don't play with the bad kids and that you don't fall for some boy at your school like every little girl does. this until you're at least 45 years old
i wihugs didn't make me feel so nervous and uncomfortable
Wish granted, but now when you hug people, it makes them uncomfortable, so it's reversed.
I wish I could get to sleep in tomorrow instead of having to get up and go to school!
you don't have to go to school tomorrow. you get to sleep, because you're in hospital in a coma
i wish i didn't have all these damn insecurity issues
granted, but you're so secure, you become bored with it, and start making things happen so that you have some drama in your life.
I wish I could be an awesome cook
wish granted but every 1 starts fighting over your food and so they have a food fight all over your kitchen and so no more cooking 4 u.
I wish that my mom would let me back in gymnastics.
she does but the first time you do it you hurt yourself badly and break both legs, one arm and 4 teeth and she doesn't let you ever again
i wish i could see at least for once a certain person that i don't know if i'll ever see again
You see that person and then they die.
I wish there was no icecream
wish granted, but then every kid alive starts screaming and wining.
I wish that my mates wern't all far away
wish granted, but sadily they move away the day after this wish is granted
I wish: that, my room was painted black with stars on the ceiling and a dark green rug covering the floor.
wish granted, but the stars fall off the cieling and no one can see where they are in your room and become trapped there so you go to bed and there is no privacy.
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i wish i could call long distance
you can call long distance, but it racks up to an insanly high phone bill
I wish the clouds would go away
They go away, but it's now 130 degrees, and there's a big power outage.
I wish I could go to the beach today
wish granted but then they don't block the sun and so it is really hot, & u get a sunburn:
from your left to right shoulder.
I wish i was one of those people who could eat pretty much whatever they want and hardly put on weight.
you can eat anything, you don't put on weight. because as soon as you're done eating something you run to vomit it all and more
i wish my mind was numb that i didn't care and i really didn't need no one
damn lory these are some hard wishes
wish granted: but now you miss out on all the good things that comes with needing people in your life and not being numb. You miss out on being happy one day cuz your numb and cuz you push people away..
I wish that my mom wasn't such a selfish bitch.
she's not. you don't have one
i wish i wasn't the queen of strange happenings at least for one day. lol
wish granted, but now your really boring and no one wants to talk to you.
ok, try and make this backfire, i wish i had premium
Granted. You have premium but you spend so much time on the games and chat that you forget to eat. You faint away to nothingness.
I wish I was in a safe place with someone who cares about me and i care about them.
awww? i wish i didn't have to corrupt that wish.
lol
granted. but it's only you and this person, no one else and the place is safe . very safe - in every way . in fact, it's nothing but a small room, 4 walls, no way to get out and end up in the not safe world outside. until the last of your days.
i wish for a hug from someone who cares and means it
aww lory, wish granted. but after that caring person gave you that hug, they were shot in the head and you were depressed for days.
hmm, i wish ... i wish my bones didnt ache right now
Your bones dont, but your head does!
I wish I knew exactly when my cd was gonna get here! Time and day!
I wish... The person I like would ask me to b their gf.
wish granted, but u accedintally refuse and they never ask u again.
I wish that I wasn't so addicted to the computer.
Granted, but then you're adicted to watching bad musicals instead.
I wish i had money to buy my own surf board
wish granted but u brake it... don't know how just do... lol
i wish there was still a reason to wish for something
well there isn't
sorry I couldn't think on how to crupt that
I wish that I could go back to sleep
wish granted, but u never wake up.
I wish that I could sleep in for just 1 day.
Wish granted, but then you are one of those people who wake up feeling like crap when you wake up from it.
I wish that I wasn't missing so many assignments right now.
your no, but the ones that aren't missing are still really bad and you fail
I wish all the hot guys i like didn't have gfs or weren't jerks
they don't have gf and are not jerks. they just all have bf's
and yay, i managed to find a wish that couldn't be corrupted. lol
i wish i could just fall asleep and wake up in another time and place where things would be different than they are now
Wish granted, but when you wake up things are much wore than in the previous time and place.
Oops, forgot to make a wish. I wish I had some pepsi, lol.
Your wish is granted, but soon afterwards, everything that you put in your mouth tastes like pepsi. Shortly after this happens, Pepsi changes its product to battery acid. Consequently, everything you ingest tastes like battery acid.
Now I wish I had someone to come over and do my dishes for me.
Wish granted, but they do a crappy job, and you still have to go back and clean them.
I wish I had an mp3 player that had enough space to hold my huge music collection.
Granted, but you drop it in the toilet, and lose all your music.
I wish this damn ear infection would go away.
Your wish is granted but you now hear everyone with an echo.
I wish for a condo on the beach.
your wish is granted my lady, but a huge storm came and washed your condo out to sea.
i wish i can win the presidential election at my school for student government
wish granted u do, but then well... u don't have passing grades, and so they take u down. Or that's what they do at my school.
i wish cassy would remember to make a wish lol jk
i wish my homework was asexual so it could do itself
wish granted but I only remember to make a (1) wish so I forget about the rest... lol
And for the other wish granted but it messes up on all the answers so u fail the class and have to repeat the grade again
ha'ha'ha'ha'ha'ha'ha
damnet I forgot to make a wish...
I wish that I was the smartest person in my school and had no need for friends.
try to currupte that 1.
you are the smartest person in your school, but then everyone uses you and then dumps you.
I wish I was dead.
do not that that isn't serious, I just couldn't think of anything
You die, but see that your life would have turned out to be an extremely enjoyable one.
I wish my Squire by fender wasn't broken
its not broken, but its messed up, lmao.
I wish ... that I could consume all the chocolate in the world and never gain weight, lol
You eat all the chocolate in the world but everyone else is very angry with you and beats you up. I wish my taxes were paid.
Your taxes are paid, but not your insurance.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
you are a fish but someone catches you then eats you.
I wish I was a wolf
roflmao Ashley, your wish is granted. But then, some hunteres came along and shoot you and use your fur to make a really expensive coat. rofl
I wish my head didn't hurt so
It doesn't, but you've been decapitated.
I wish there was a better song playing on the radio right now
There is a better song playing but it plays over and over again till you're sick of it and you can't hear any other song. I wish I could find a really good book to read.
wish granted but then u read it so much that u r obsessed
I wish i wasn't bored.
your not bored, your running for your life from an angry bear lol
I wish i had something fun to do this weekend
granted, but while you're out having fun, someone breaks in to your room and steals your valuables.
I wish I made a bunch of money.
lmao gayest one, your wish was granted, but after you made that money, some dispicable Mexicans mugged you and stole all of your money, lol :P
i wish stupid people would learn some manners and not call you at like ten at night!
they don't call you 10 at night, they call you 4 in the morning. lol
I wish my dad would reconnect my cell phone
he does. to use it himself call all your friends and tell them that they don't have to call you and talk to you ever again, since he's about to send you to a convent to be a nun devoted to God that has no time for the bad companies of the world outside
i wish i had a home, not just a house
Lory, you have a home but then it get burned down with your loved ones inside.
oh and my wish? i wish that bullies would just go and all jump in a lake
they do but they know how to swim so they get out and start bullying again
I wish I had a 9-day-weekend
you have a 9 days weekend, followed by 9 years of school with not even one day off
i wish i was able to make great accessible games
Wish granted but you dont have time for anything else.
I wish I had a baby to take care of.
Wish granted; however, you have a giant fire and the house, and all your resources are distroyted so you can't take care of it.
I wish I could play cards game online.
u can but u loose every game
I wish that we... nvm
Wish granted but you say it and it's imbarrassing... lol!
I wish we had more to eat then just eggs everyday.
u do, but u only have eggs and, sausage.
i wish i didn't have all these fuckin shyness issues and i wasn't so stupid that i can't even talk to my friends!
wish granted Lory, but you get so confident that, you asked the hottest guy out on the street and he already ahve a girlfriend and she gets jealous and she goes after you with knvies and claws, lmao
i wish life would just be easy everyday
Life becomes easy for you; however, it is so easy that since there are no challenges, you get bored and make serious trouble for others.
I wish other people in this house would stop losing important business paper work.
People stop losing business papers, but then begin losing their ense f decency and boycot pants.
I wish I knew who my secret admirer was.
Your wish is granted. You find out who your secret admirer is; however, you find out you don't like the person. I wish I had someone to walk through the leaves and crunch liaves with
Wish granted but then the sun never stops shining. I wish my math teacher would stop giving quizzes at the end of every class.
Wish granted. But instead of math quizzes, your teacher assigns tests in ancient Greek.
I wish that phones were really really hot all the time.
ok. your phone is hot but then it burns any part of your body that comes in contact with it.
I wish someone could do my Spanish project for me with out it being wrong and it's perfect as can be and that my teacher can give it a big fat A! try to corrupt that, lol
Granted, but the person who does it for you demands to cut all your hair in return.
I wish I could sleep for a month
you sleep for a month, but you miss out on things you'll be upset you missed out on because you were sleeping for so long
I wish I could not fall into his trap again, and have the strength to tell him to fuck off before he drags me in again.
oh fuck off, daniel, ll. janelle, your wish is granted, but then you fall in to the trap of another person instead
I wish my braille note could fix itself
Wish granted, but then your braille note starts "fixing" everything... It screws up the tracking on your DVD player, recalibrates your refrigerator, demagnitizes the strip on your credit card, and dates your x behind your back.
I wish I could find my fluffy pajamas.
wish granted but when you find them they aren't flufy. I wish I didn't have to do my research paper.
u don't have to do it, but u have to do a worse paper then that, wich u fail... lol.
I wish that I was the best at every thing and I never messed up, and my friends would be the friends they claim to be so they would still be my friends even if I was better, and I never messed up and never regreted it.
try to screw that 1 up.
Easy to corrupt.
Wish granted, but then by some strange space time disturbance, that wish never came true, so you mess up, and your friends aren't who they say they are.
I wish that my new laptop would come in along with my braille plus.
they both come in but then you find out that they do not work at all except to turn on and nothing more.
I wish I didn't have girl problems
granted, but you turn in to a guy with a 1-inch penis.
I wish for one of those cupcakes I ate earlier
here it is, only it doesn't look as good as it did when you ate it, and it smells and tastes worse, since you just puked it all
i wish i didn't have writers block
wish granted, but you start writing shit and no one would read it because its shit
i wish i could be warm right now
you are warm, but then you get too warm, making you wish you were cold.
I wish, I wasn't a guy with the one inch penis
note, taking that from last wish that I had granted.
lmfao, your not a guy with a one inch penis, your a guy with a 2 inch penis
I wish i wasn't so broke
Wish granted. You have enough money to take care of all your needs but someone decides they need it more. They steal it. I wish I had a really nice apartment instead of this house.b
Wish granted. Apartment's nice, but customre service and maintinence suck and piss you off so bad you want to move out again!
I wish I had a boy friend who loved me so much!
you do, but then he gets overprotective and posessive that it ruins the rest of your social life
I wish I was able to ballance college work with a social life
Wish granted, but you neglect sleep, and fall asleep in class and miss the big party.
I wish I had some gum.
You do, but it's skunk flavored.
i wish good old bands would stop making music that sounds like crap
Wish granted, but it still doesn't sell so the bands have to either switch back to crap or stop altogether!
I wish this certain person I am friends with was my best friend ever!
Wish granted, but then u two have a fallout, and u end up hating each other.
I wish I could find out y some of my CDS will not burn, or only burn some of the tracks.
Granted, but you only find out because the only thing burning, is your computer.
I wish for commercial free, free radio
Wish granted but it isn't any good because they play the same songs over and over and eventually you get so tired of it!
I wish I could erase certain parts of my memmory so I dont have to remember things I would rather forget.
ish granted, but in the process of erasing your memories, it erases everything!
I wish I already know what people have posted so far in this topic so I don't have to go back and read it all to make sure I don't repeat what's been said.
granted, but you go crazy with too much information.
I wish it wasn't so damn hot today
wish granted, but it's so damn cold.
Hey, you forgot your wish. Ok, my turn.
I wish that I could get my grades up a bit.
You get your grades up a bit... But not enough.
I wish I had someone to share my fish sandwich with.
awww?
wish granted but they don't wish to share as much as you do, and eat it all. then they eat all the food in your house and as soon as you buy some food they'll eat that too, and all that's left for you to do is rummage through the garbage trash hoping for some left overs.
i wish i could help a certain person feel better
wish granted lory, but then that person turns around and stab you in the back
i wish .. wish that i didnt have cramps, ol
granted: cramps are gone but now you have a pounding headache, how you like that! lol
i wish i wish i didn't think so much and obsess and overanalyze things
granted, but now you can't think yourself out of the proverbial paper bag.
I wish I caught a break
Wish granted, but you catch the flu too! Lmaoooo!
I wish I could fly.
wish granted,
but not as u expected.
u fly in a plane and it crashes...
hahahahahahahaha
o yeah and so what if I 4 get my wishes... lol
wish that I was graduated already with all passing grades.
and a good collage career.
I'm assuming you meant college, but just for that, you spend the rest of your life drawing stick figures with preschoolers.
I wish my Chargers would go to the super bowl this year.
granted: but they lose badly
i wish for hot wings
wish but granted your fav taem loses
i wish i had a pet rabbit named thumper...lol
o sorry me and the poster above me posted at the same time.
wish granted but the r not hot.
I wish the people who worked in the student services office at my college weren't morons!
Mmm, two wishes to grant
Rabbit wish granted, but it's eaten by a big bad... stray dog?
Student services wish granted, but now they know more then you, and make sure you're aware of that.
I wish someone would pay for my internet until I found a job
somebody pays for your internet, but it's slow and it takes forever for it to laod, lmao
i wish my sleeping pattern werent fucked
you fix your sleep pattern but then you dream about worms and tadpoles eating your insides.
I wish I could go to sleep at work right now.
You go to sleep at work, like you wished but the boss sees you anf you are fired on the spot. I wish it was just a bit warmer.b
yeah a bit but not enough
I wish an invisible hand came and smacked anyone who forgets to make a wish...
lol an invisible hand slaps those who forget to make a wish, but one day it slaps you even though you made a wish just because..lol
I wish i had a geni or something that magically cleaned, did my laundry and all other of my house chores for me perfectly
Granted, but that jeeny goes and tells everyone about how messy you are.
I wish I wouldn't have accidentally ripped the period key off my keyboard, just a few minutes ago... Fuck!
granted: you didn't, you ripped the comma off instead. lol how'd you manage that anyways
i wish i had international free long distance
It was getting stuck, so I tried to cleanit, but I accidentally lifted it too hard, ugh. Now it's just the little stem.
granted, but now your local calls cost 20 bucks a minute.
I wish I could come up with a good wish.
you come up with a good wish, so good that no one can find a way to corrupt it. this game ends because of that, and the 136 zoners who were addicted to it come find you and beat the crap out of you for makeing it end.
i wish for a new keyboard, i mean the musical instrument not the pc keyboard lol
lmao lory. you got your wish, but the keyboard doesnt play as it should, even though it's new
i wish i have more grapes to eat. mmm
you have as many of them as you wish. but, you don't eat them. the next poster eats them all
i wish the story i am working on wouldn't be so hard to write and it would come out a good story
your story comes out great but no one likes it
I wish I could find some romance if it still exists
u find romance but not 4 u.
O yeah and the reason I forget to make a wish is because I'm busy making other ppl's wishes mess up...
I wish I never 4got to make a wish again.
You never forget to make a wish again but the wishes are so goofy no one wants to currupt them and the game ends. I wish i could do more nice things for the people I care about.b
wish granted but u do too many nice things and ppl get mad @ u
i wish that my uncle came back from war right now.
awww?
he comes back but you have to go to war instead
i wish things were ok. at least just for one day
wish granted but then they stay that way forever. I wish I didn't have so much homework.
Granted, but all your dishes fall out of their cupboards, and now you have a bunch of housework to do.
I wish it snowed here
it snows there, just after you had to move somewhere else where it's not snowing, and by the time you're back there's no trace of all that good snow that was there for all the time you were gone.
i wish i wasn't where i am right now
you arent where you are right then, ut .... you're in a worse place instead.
i wish, the person i care aobut arent slipping away from me. *cries* lol
Wish granted however when he comes back you find out he is fooling around with someone else at the same time. I'd like to be in a rut where I can stick my head out only when i want to do so.
wish granted but u get stuck in the rut.
I wish that it was summer again.
Granted, but you are transported to Antarctica.
I wish someone came over and told me a story. lol
wish granted: but its a horible one and you wanna smack them upside the head for it
i wish there were such things as transporters
there are, but during the transfer you split into tiny little particles and are out of existance forever.
i wish i could turn invisible and then visible again at will whenever i like
roflmao, wish granted, but for some reason, you got stuck forever in invisibility land and it's horrible because no one can see you and they think you are dead but you're not and you try to explain to them that you're just invisible but they wont listen because they think that you're a ghost and they always run away from you screaming. rofl
i wish i'm not so nervous right now
your not nervous, but your way hmmmm what's the word, outspoken and say or do the wrong thing.
I wish that I had aced my test.
you ace it but fail the class.
I wish for hotchocolate because it is cold.
You did, but you still failed evry class.
I wish my resume looked better
Wish granted, but only the layout of it looks better, the text is too small, and its extremely tough to read.
I wish I knew what my grades were.
You find out your grades but they are so awful you lose all of your credits even the ones from other terms. I wish I was just a bit braver.
yaaay 2 wishes 2 grant.
Wish granted u get hot choclate but it spills all over er pants.
& wish granted u r braver, but 2 brave, and u say the wrong things. So people get mad at u so u have no friends and no future... Ha'Ha
&...
I wish I could skip a grade.
Granted, but once you're in college, they make you go back to high school to make up that whole year.
I wish my finger nails didn't grow
Granted your fingernails don't grow but when you get the DVD or CD you have wanted forever comes to you you can't get it open because you don't have any fingernails. I wish Clifford, the big red tandem, would work perfectly instead of the piece of junk it is.
it does but stops when u need it most.
Wish that I could see.
You can see, but the problem is that you can see so far away including everything that goes on across the world. This eventually drives you in to insanity.
I wish I didn't have to retype all of this again.
you do not have to retype it but your computer makes all of the words different shapes and sizes.
I wish the bus system was free.
It is but all the buses are about 30 years old and break down a lot and the people who ride them are usually drunk and like to invade personal space.
i wish I didn't get spam e-mail.
Granted, but all those offers are aproved, so you're bombarded with credit cards, car insurance premiums, a few new houses, and an endless supply of penis enlargement pumps and creams.
I wish it rained
it rains. in your house through all those holes on the ceiling.
i wish i could stop caring so much about a certain person...
Granted you don't care about this person; however, you find out that that person really likes you a lot. I wish my back didn't hurt so much after riding Clifford the big red dandem.
your back don't hurt, but your butt does, lmao
i wish school wasn't in an hour, omg
it's not in an hour, it's in 3 minutes and will last all day and all night until tomorrow morning, when it will obviously start again
i wish i could be all energic and hopeful like i was just not too long ago
you are hopeful but everyone around you turns mean and cries.
I wish Chick Feli delivered.
wish granted, but they deliver you the wrong food. I wish my favorite cd wouldn't display an active content message when i try to play it on my computer.
It stops giving you the message and destroys your hard drive instead. I wish I lived close to people I care about.
you do but then they don't care about u
i wish there was only scary movies
wish granted but then every movie theater closes because nobody goes to see them. I wish my cat would stop jumping all ove my key board.
it does but then it jumps all over u...
o yeah my wish...
I wish that I was rich.
you becomeextremely rich, and die the next day when a band of thieves brakes into your house and steal all you have. you try to defend all your money and pay with your life
i wish some people weren't so careless and selfish and the fighting here would end
I hate to corrupt this one. Wish granted everyone is less selfish and stops fighting but they all become so syrupy sweet that you leave and don't come back. I wish I could go to a very nice restaurant.b
you go to this verry nice restaurant ... every day! in fact, that's your job. and it's always so full of people wanting this and that, changing their mind every minute and complaining about something, that you don't even have the time to get something to eat.
i wish i never believed to those people's lies...
you never believe them but then you start lying too.
I wish Tony would shut up
he shuts up, or that's what you think, the truth is he's still babbling but you just lost your hearing
i wish i had my normal voice back
you get your normal voice back but not for long.
I wish that people were less anoying, or at least some people.
some people are less annoying but the others are even more annoying than the above mentioned people ever were...
i wish what could be about to happen would never happen, i really do
oi lory, that was really confusing, so i'm just going to say that i corrupted it and be done with it, lmao
i wish all my homework could magically do themselves. *sighs*
Wish granted. Your homework does itself; however, as soon as the teacher or instructor accepts it, they give yu an oral quiz over the assigned material. I wish people would really listen to each other.
Granted, everyone now has to wear a huge trombone bell for better hearing.
i wish for a massive burrito
you have your massive burrito but it's filled with the food that disgusts you the most
walk to someone about a certain something and get some help with it
um, i meant talk not walk lol
you do that but they don't listen to you
i wish lory's wishes weren't so hard to corrupt lol
They aren't, but someone else's are and eventually the game ends!
I wish my computer had never broken.
your computer never brakes. but you live in a place where there's no electricity, so you can't really find an use for your computer
i wish i could understand what that thing i wrote is about even if i already know i wont like it. lol
yay, i'm the winner of the hardest wishes award! :d
um lory, you understand what you were talking about, but we dont, so then everybody starts attacking you just to get the answers, rofl
i wish i could read faster than the wind, lol
You can read faster than the wind but the wind turns out to be a tornado and you don't understand a thing you read. I wish people would talk to me.
Wish granted, but then you would like them to stop, and they don't.
I wish my grade in English was a bit higher.
Granted, but since you didn't specify how high, it's now an f +.
i wish my damn bird wasn't so loud.
your bird is not loud because he swallowed a bunch of nuts
I am wishing leisy would stop screaming at enrique
The screaming stops but the shooting begins. I wish there was something really good for supper.
There is, but just as it's almost ready, it burns.
I wish for an endless supply of bread.
Wish granted, but the bread is bad and smelly, and definitely not what you want!
I wish I could have anything I ever wished for!
wish granted, but you wish for nothing, so therefore have nothing
i wish i could stop puking after I eat breakfast every day
You stop puking, but then you are so happy that you've stopped getting sick you eat too much and throw up again.
I wish that I could go visit my bf (this will be long) and have tee perfect summer. Meaning: My plane never crashes, no one's mean or throws up on me on the plane, there's no major delays, the food's all good, I never get sick, my bf never gets sick, he doesn't turn out to be a complete bastard, all of his family is absolutely wonderful, healthy, and clean and they all love me, I never get in to any kind of accident and neither does he or any of his family, nothing happens to my family or friends or any of my possessions while I'm away, I have an absolutely wonderful time on the trip...
If you can corrupt that, I applaud you. Then again, I've probably forgotten something obvious. lol
wish granted but then your pplane gets stuck on the runway because it started raining. I wish my radio wasn't so stadicy on my favorite station.
Wish granted... but then they change the station and reception on that frequency is hopeless.
I wish I had some chocolate. It's not poisoned, I don't eat too much, and it's not white chocolate. lol
wish granted but then you get such a big box of chocolate and it takes you ten years to eat it. I wish there was something good on tv.
wish granted, but you watch so much TV that it starts playing in your head.
I wish they would get DSL here.
They get DSL but you find out it's absolutely shitty and crashes all, the, time.
I want an absolutely perfect, operational, infallible BrailleSense+.
enjoy it as soon as you have it it's going to get stolen the next day
i wish i'd just disappear
You disappear, but then you can't reappear, and no one can hear you either, so you're stuck eternally alone, watching your loved ones cry because they can't find you.
I wish I could teleport, I was always accurate, and always welcome.
wish granted. but you fly to some place you dont know
i wish my hair could grow lightning fast
Wish granted but it grows so long, not only does it trip you but it trips everyone within a six-mile radius... and keeps growing.
I wish Telespace were perfect... and so was my phone line, and phone company, and theirs too.
it all is perfect. for one day and then it becomes worse shit than ever.
wish i could go back in time to fix a certain thing
You go back in time but you discover that the rule of time travel is that you can't alter past events.
I wish I could fly.
wish granted, but you keep bumping in to walls.
I wish winter never comes.
Wish granted, but then the climate fucks up, lots of winter animals die, the things that eat them die, and so on.
I wish I were telepathic but I could block it so I didn't accidentally wander in to someone's mind and get something nasty and so I wouldn't go mad.
Wish granted but you go to something which is so wonderful that you go crazy with happiness. I wish the anagrams would be fixed on this site.
wish granted, but then you can't solve them.
I wish I could sleep right now.
you sleep but you have nightmares of the next poster coming after you with a blood soaked screwdriver
i wish someone would knock me out so i could sleep for a long, long time
wish granted, but when you wake up, you are an old old old old lady. hahaha!
i wish people wouldnt forget making their wishes
Wish granted; however, everyone's wishes are so long and involved that it is impossible to understand them enough to curupt them. I wish I could find a supplier who would deliver products to marsha's Munchies.
Wish granted, but the delivery fee is outrageous!
I wish I lived in a place within safe walking distance of a gym.
Wish granted, but there's nothing else within safe walking distance--no stores, restaurants, nos even transportation.
I wish I had an absolutely perfect, indestructible computer that never gets stolen.
Wish granted, but people constantly call you to ask to borrow it, even in the middle of the night!
I wish I had a caramel latte from Starbucks.
wish granted. but they put ice in the late
and i'm guilty aobut forgetting to make a wish, lol. i wish that i would be in no pain this time tomorrow. *cries*
Wish granted, but it gets worse, and returns and never goes away.
I wish I never got lost.
Granted, you now have a creepy old guy following you around, making sure you're not lost.
I wish for a world without crows
Granted, but there are now 10 times as many pigins
I wish This song would change to a better one, and it played only twice every day for as long as it is popular, and once in a while after that.
Granted, but they slow it down so that it lasts twelve hours, and they play it for a year.
I wish for a stack of pancakes
Wish granted, but they're the wrong flavor.
I wish people in this house would wash dishes and put them up after they're done with them.
they do but it's your job to do anything else that needs to be done in the house, and i mean anything else
i wish certain people stopped asking questions about things they really shouldn't know, and stopped insisting for hours when i telll them to leave it alone
Wish granted but then no one talks to you at all, whatsoever.
I wish I could heal everything (and no, not everyone knows so they can't call me at oh-my-god-thirty), so I wouldn't have to watch my friend suffer and be forced to stand by helpless while he dies.
wish granted, but your ability to heal gets stronger and stronger by the seccond, before long you're unknowingly healing corpses, bringing them all back to life.
Congradulations, you've just returned hitler to Germiny and every other dictator to there former lands. But our economies can't bare to feed all the corpses and the world bankrupts.
I wish I had some cash for lunch today.
Wish granted, but you don't want anything that they have for lunch.
I wish that I didn't have to write this research paper.
wish granted, but you're assigned 10 more each 22 pages long about the moste boreing subjects on the planet.
I wish I could think of a sutable wish.
You do but you can't stop thinking of wishes and they soon start to come tru. Soon your mind comes up with wishes on it's own acord, and there's nothing you can do to stop them.
I wish I had something to do right now.
Wish granted, but somehow it goes wrong and you're even more bored than before.
I wish it was always the exact temperature I wanted it to be in my house.
granted but the temperature out side is always over 110 f
I wish I wasn't so sleepy
you're not sleepy at all, you're wide awake 24 7 in fact, even if you obviously need sleep you don't feel it so you spend days and weeks and months totally awake until you have a complete physical shut down and your mind is still awake.
i wish... um i wish for some help and a comforting word...
Wish granted; you get a conforting word, rather a bunch of them, some help, and so much ot it all that it gets on your nerves and you wish you never got it in the first place.
I wish I was dead. Ok, not really, but just to see what the corruption would be lol!
you're dead but you find yourself in a place that's an exact replica of the world of the living, same people same things same life and you're stuck there for eternity, not only that but you keep living the day before you died over and over with not even the smallest change each time until you attempt suicide to avoid going insane but, since you're already dead, suicide obviously wont solve anything. you're damned.
i wish i stopped having nightmares, but have a few hours of good sleep every night
You stop having nightmares and have only 3 hours of good sleep every night. After all you said a few hours. The rest of the night is spent wide awake, and you have a hard time staying awake during the day.
I wish for school to end.
School ends but you have nothing to do, so you're so borred, and you eventually become depressed.
I wish I never had any problems!
Granted. You never have any problems but you are always so cheerful that no one wants to be around you. I wish I had a house with a fireplace.
u have a house with a fire place, but your not used to it, so u catch something on fire. The whole house burns down and so u don't have a house with a fire place anymore.
I wish that I hadn't ignored the boards so much, I have a lot to catch up on.
wish granted, but you ignored the quicknotes instead and the people who wnats to tlak to you gets annoyed that you ignored them so they dont talk to you anymore. boo hoo
i wish my chest didnt ache so. *cries* lol
Wish granged, your chest doesn't hurt anymore, but u get a migrain.
I wish that I didn't do anything stupid to this laptop again, and have to have it sent off for repairs.
you don't do anything stupid to it it works perfectly but it gets sstolen. i wish i could delete a certain board topic i created on here and make a certain person forget i ever posted it
wish granted, but then another person remembers that u made a different topic that u would like to delete.
I wish that I was a birdy, lol and never died, and had all my friends, and they never left me, and nothing bad happened to me, try to mess that one up?
wish granted everything is good you have your friends and they never leave you, nothing bad ever happens to you and then you wake up
i wish there were no fake people
I never said that it was a dream, lol.
wish granted, there is no fake people, there is to many real ones.
I wish that, I hadn't gotten cought on here at school.
Wish granted... but instead you got thrown up on at school and caught a highly contagious, slow-acting, and most likely lethal infection.
I wish every station picked up on my radio perfectly.
sorry that was meant to be caught, but... OK
& wish granted, but, there all bad stations...
I wish that life was peaceful.
Wish granted, but then you become violent.
I wish that everyone had a happy thanksgiving.
Right, because we all know that that's going to happen everywhere.
Wish granted but every grocery store runs out of everything you need for thanks giving dinner. I wish my research paper wasn't seven to ten pages.
Wish granted, but then it set to 11.
wish that I could figure out y my dog likes to sleep on my bed.
U figure out, but then u don't want to know, rofl.
I wish, that this sight wasn't so boring...
it is not boring cause everyone finds a lot of entertainment on makeing fun of you, talking shit about you and spreading rumours about you.
i wish it'd snow instead of raining
wish granted but then you get stuck in a snow storm. I wish there was something good on tv
there is, but u miss it, HaHa
I wish, that I had the most points on here, and I never had to give em away.
Haha, this game is great!
Wish granted - but now every single person (and I mean *everyone*) thinks you're a nasty, lying cheater to get so much. And when you don't give any away, they add "greedy" to the list. Fun, no?
I wish my computer's AC adapter socket wasn't as loose as it is.
Wish granted, but now your computer has a bad-ass virus.
I wish that I will end up getting my parents trust bak.
You do, but you lose the trust of everyone else around you - to the point where your parents have to come with you to keep people from kicking you out of public buildings on general principal.
I wish I didn't have to take my socialogy test tomorrow.
you don't but have to take 4 other tests that are much worse than that
i wish i could have a christmas tree in my house, even a verry small one in my room, and just for a while
Wish granted, but if its real, it dies, and if its fake, it gets torn up.
I wish I could fly, and people thought it was perfectly normal. lol
You can, but you crash in to something, so, you die, HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa... I'll be at your funeral.
I wish, that my Birthday, would come sooner.
BIt comes sooner, but no one remembers it becausE their all used to having it on the regular day.
I wish that my server's hard drive would not be close to being filled up.
You have your wish, the space is doubled, but all your files are lost...
I wish I could get all As on my exams this week.
Wish granted, but you fail all exams taken after this semester.
I wish I didn't have to be stuck at school until Thursday.
you're not, you're stuck at school the whole year
i wish certain friends weren't friends only when they need something
wish granted but then they come to you for everything. I wish I could be over this 24 hour bug right now.
You are but get a 2 year bug.
I wish I can get used to this time zone change.
Granted, but then you have to move again.
I wish I would never die.
You dont, but everyone else around you does, and you cant help wondering when you will, and you're extremely tired!
I wish my head and my eye would stop hurting, and I was asleep.
They stop hurting but then they turn bright orange zand no one likes you anymore.
I wish my x would quit calling me trying to get me back.
Granted, but an anoying classmate from long ago keeps calling and wont shut up about how you treated them so horribly.
I wish the day had 26 hours instead of 24. That's every day for now on, and not just 1.
Granted, but now your school/work hours has extended by law
I wish today’s people were smarter.
They are and so you begin to feel really dum.
I wish school is more fun.
Granted! But you dont learn anything so when you graduate, you feel lost in college!
I wish computers weren't so complex!
Granted, but now you can do less on it.
I wish that t.v. shows today would say more moral things.
They do, but you don't agree with them.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
you're not, so you run around the house playing and makeing noise but other people are trying to sleep so they have enough and beat the hell out of you
i wish i had a lie detector so i could stay away from all the people who say what they don't mean
You do, but now you know things about people you wish you didn't.
I wish I could stick all crazy people in the circus.
Lol that was random!
You do, but they soon become normal, and soon everyone in the entire world becomes normal and exactly the same. Now you are driven mad with all the normalness.
I wish I was somewhere other than school for Spring break.
you can go anywhere you want, but you have to take your worst enemy with you.
I wish I had my own place.
Your new place turns out to be a cardboard house.
I wish i can drive.
You can, but you wreck too many times and lose your lisence so you can't drive anymore hahaha!
I wish spring break was over already.
spring break can be over, but you'll have an overwhelming amount of things to do.
I wish I could fly. hahaha.
Granted, but now you can't walk again. You remain airborne and you can't even sleep in a nest.
I wish I could do five things at once with as much eficiency in all of them.
Granted, but you forget to do single tasks.
I wish this semester will end.
granted, but you'll end up really sick for two weeks.
I wish the person above me had a wish.
Wish granted, but then you can't think of how to corrupt it.
I wish that my computer would quit being weird on me, forcing me to reformat for the 4th time.
I'm sick of fucking assholes betraying me. I wish for a wild roller coaster at an amusement park!
You got it! Now what? I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted.
Wish granted, but the wish backfires, and it does get corrupted by some freak of nature.
I wish that this board would make it back to the top of the list of new topics.
Wish granted. the topic is now on top, and you realize its a stupid game and you no longer want to play! I wish I wasn't so screwed up.
You end up being a perfect person with no problems, but then people don't want to talk to you because you eventually get full of yourself, then everything returns to how it used to be.
I wish that I didn't get that rascal flatts song stuck in my head after reading the thread title.
You get something else stuck in your head, that irritating Vonage commercial sound instead.
I wish I had even a few reasons to really be happy.
Wish granted. There are now very few in the midst of reasons to be extremely unhappy! I wish I had a goat.
Wish granted... but he poops on you the second you get him... and then the next second, he get's run over by a trick-or-treater (and he's killed!)
I wish I had a million dallas! :)
*dollars... but in the really weird ganster way.
*sighs* I meant gangster.
Wish granted, but then you lose it in the stock market.
I wish thatI had something to wish for.
Wish granted. The consequences that bring it to you, however, distroys your house and everyone you love. I wish I was Oprah.
Wish granted, but then some people think you are the anti christ.
I wish my house and everyone I loved wasn't destroyed.
Wish granted, but then you disappear, and noone ever remember your existence.
I wish I didn't have to take statistics.
No granting necessary, because you already know you don't have to take it but guess what? You're gonna take it, anyway! I wish I never got sick.
Wish granted, but now you have a job you don't like, and you have no reason to take a sick day.
Stupid Jeany. What are you good for anyway lol. Ok then what is your wish?
I wish I had a memory that never failed.
Your memory never fails, but it can't remember new things, so you're stuck remembering stuff up to age 20.
I wish I knew where life will take me.
Wish granted, only to find out that it is exactly what you didn't want, and you're stressing about it every day.
Umkay, you skipped your wish turn, so I get to wish! :P
I wish... that I ruled the world! Lmao.
You rule the world but there's an outbreak of a plague that kills everyone, including you.
I wish I didn't have to write any essays but could get credit for them anyway.
Wish granted, but your instructor finds out of this, assumes you are cheating, and kicks you out of the class.
I wish the whole world could be at peace.
Wish granted, but because of this all people are ordered to throw there weapons in to the sea. Lots of sea-creatures are killed, and deep down inside, you know it's all your fault!
(insert evil laughter here)
I wish spring break could last for ever.
Wish granted, but then you find that you have nothing to do, and become very bored.
I wish I could have an all-expenses trip paid to wherever I wanted to go.
Wish granted, but on your way to where ever you want to go, the plane that you take crashes, and you die.
I wish I had a pocket-choodle.
You do, but its rabid and bites a lot of people and has to be put down, and you're responsible for paying for all the people's medical treatments.
I wish teachers giving out mid-terms was severely punishable by law. LOL
it is, but then you have to tolerate that teacher treating you horribly for the rest of your life.
I wish this cat would be quiet.
Awww, mean Kandi! :P
Wish Granted, but then... um... It's so quiet that it can't meow anymore! (I know, stupid...)
I wish that I wasn't sleepy.
Wish granted, but you find that you are never sleepy, even at night when everyone else is asleep.
I wish this headache would go away.
Lol, I'd like that :), stay up for ever! :) Lol. But then I'd get moody...
Wish granted, but your foot falls asleep instead.
I wish my hair was naturally straight, not wavy.
wish granted, but then your hair is hard to keep well cause it tangles easily.
I wish I could visit someone in another state.
Wish granted, but you don't get enough time.
I wish eteranl happiness could be given to all those who deserve it.
Wish granted, but then everyone who isn't eternally happy is eternally psycho/angry.
I wish that things didn't affect me as much as they do.
granted, but then the things you should be affected by, don't even faze you.
I wish certain people would leave me alone.
Wish granted, but then the people who you don't want to leave you alone, do.
I wish that my best friend would freaking logg in to MSN! :P
granted, but she/he doesn't talk to you when they do, and you never find out why.
I wish it was friday already.
Wish granted, but you get some unexpected bad news.
I wish I could go out this weekend.
wish granted, but when you do, you discover that everything is closed for some unknown reason.
I wish I had more board posts.
Wish granted, but they are all on topics you don't usually post to.
I wish I could meet all my friends, including online friends, in person.
wish granted, but when you do, you discover horrible things about them.
I wish I could see my favorite cousin soon.
Wish granted, only to find that he is sick with a cold, and you get whatever he had.
I wish I could regain contact with one of my friends from Elementary School.
Wish granted, but you find out they don't remember you.
I wish it would stop raining.
wish granted, but then your house is blown away by a tornado.
I wish I weren't cold-natured.
Wish granted, but then you end up being too nice to those who don't deserve your kindness.
I wish I could have an endless supply of everything I wanted.
Wish granted, but now you are bored out of your mind and half insane because you have so much stuff that life has no more meaning to you!
I wish for cheese.
Wish granted, but it is moldy. Maybe that's a good thing? Some people like moldy cheese.
I wish the earth could be given a fresh supply of water.
Wish granted! But The earth starts to flood in some areas.
I wish margorp didn't forget his wish so I'd have a wish to corrupt. lol
Wish granted, but then he posts incessantly and no one can catch up and he becomes excessively irritating.
I wish, I wish, I could sleep, normally hint hint.
wish granted. you normally don't sleep normally anymore, which means if you started sleeping like what would be considered normal, it wouldn't be your normal sleeping. so, you'll keep sleeping like you do now, which is for you, normally.
I wish that the truth had a voice
Wish granted, but nobody listens to it.
I wish that I could properly stretch my leggs.
Wish granted, but they stretch too far, and you kick someone.
I wish the world didn't rely on money.
Wish granted, but then the world relies on chocolate and America isn't the only leader in obesity, half the world is.
I'd like the world to rely on chocolate, if we all wouldn't become stupid fat fucks, lol
I wish I had something to eat. I haven't eaten anything except a bagel for the past three days.
Wish granted, but it is your least favorite food.
I wish the weather would warm up to a comfortable temperature.
It does, but it always rains.
I wish I didn't come up with a lame reply to the last post.
wish granted, but your reply of choice is too long to fit the space allowed.
I wish I could convince you that your last reply was not lame. Lol.
Wish granted, but the only way to do that, is to dress up like Hannah Montanna... (I don't know where that came from...)
I wish that my mind wasn't being so un-creative.
wish granted...but once you finally get a creative streak, you post all the time and get annoying quickly.
I wish it wasn't so quiet.
Wish granted, but someone abruptly starts letting out piercing screams and blasting both the TV and the radio all at once.
I wish I could find more to do during the day.
wish granted, but when you find things to do, it's stuff you can't stand.
I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.
Wish granted, but your leg starts hurting instead.
I wish I had more fruit.
Wish granted, but it's all the fruit you don't like.
I wish I could NOT pay attention to people when I wanted to not pay attention to them.
(in otherwords, I wish I was better at zoning out into my own world)
wish granted, but then you start not paying attention to those who truly care for you.
I wish my food were here already.
Wish granted, but the only reason it got there so fast, was because it was undercooked.
I wish that I had better luck.
wish granted, but then you have so much good luck you get scared shitless.
I wish I had more soda.
Hahaha, that's a stupid way to corrupt my wish. :P
Wish granted, but then it gets stolen by hobos in pink dresses.
:D
I wish I wasn't so shy?
thanks; I was tired and that was all I could come up with...
wish granted, but then you trust too easily and get into trouble.
I wish I had coffee right about now.
erm...
Hmmm...
oh yeah, wish granted, but it tastes like poo.. :D
I wish...
I wish I wish.
I wish I wish I wish...
That I had a unicorn!!!
Lololol.
Wish granted, but it is dead.
I wish I could go back to sleep for a few hours.
wish granted, but when you're able to sleep, you have a horrible nightmare that disturbs your positive attitude for days on end.
I wish it weren't so quiet.
Wish granted, but then everything in the house that could possibly make noise makes noise at once.
I wish I could go to the beach.
You do, but it's fucking raining for a week and you get stuck there.
I wish I had a cold, bubbly, uncontaminated, ever-refilling magical Pepsi that doesn't make me fat :p
wish granted, but when you get one, you find it's constantly flowing, and you can't get it to stop!!
I wish I didn't have cramps.
Wish granted, but you get a cold soon after.
I wish I wasn't so full.
wish granted, but you meet a random stranger on the street and she casts a spell on you that makes you never wanna eat or drink again.
I wish the volume on my iPod were louder.
wish granted, but then it goes too loud, and makes your ears ring.
I wish I could have a nap.
wish granted, but then you sleep through exciting things, and no one tells you what you missed.
I wish I could hear a beautiful waterfal.
Wish granted, but you miss another beautiful sound that you've also been longing to hear.
I wish I could tell you that I can actually grant your last wish if you want. Lol.
wish granted, but the file you end up emailing me turns out to be something totally different, and quite scary. lol.
I wish I had more friends that could drive.
Wish granted, but they get into accidents a lot.
I wish I could leave sooner.
wish granted, but when you leave, things end up taking a turn for the worst.
I wish love weren't so painful sometimes.
Wish granted, but you end up talking too much about how good it is and annoying everybody.
I wish I was more creative.
wish granted, but when you become more creative, you make it impossible for others to be so cause your thoughts are just that great!
I wish I could think of a better wish.
Wish granted, but the new wish you think of is impossible to grant.
I wish my hair were softer.
wish granted, but then it becomes so soft it's constantly falling out.
I wish I didn't have to pee.
Wish granted, but you have to crap instead. Sorry...lol.
I wish the weather would warm up to a comfortable temperature.
wish granted, but then it gets unbearably hot and you're forced to stay inside for days on end.
I wish this cat would stop snoring.
Wish granted, but it wakes up and decides it hates you.
I wish I had a good, untaintable, simple chocolate cream pie.
You do, but someone else eats it on you.
I wish this awful migraine and all of the symptoms that go along with it would go away ''' at least for one day.
Wish granted, but it leaves you with an unbarable fatigue that you just can't shake.
I wish I could find, and keep, a decent job.
wish granted, but it ends up being one you absolutely can't stand.
I wish I could find my own place to live.
Wish granted, but it's completely inconvenient and far away from stores or bus stops.
I wish that I got good, normal, uninterrupted, scheduled sleep.
wish granted, but it's only for a day, in the most uncomfortable place.
I wish this answering machine would stop beeping.
Wish granted, but then it never works again.
I wish my mp3 player had unlimited memory.
wish granted, but then you have to deal with it freezing on you constantly.
I wish people would get it the first time you say you aren't gonna do something.
Wish granted, but they take it too far, and take that to mean you will never do anything at all for them, and tell all there friends you are ungreatful.
Lol. I wish I could've come up with a better corrupter for that wish.
wish granted, but then the boards won't allow you to post to them.
I wish I'd feel better.
You do, but everyone around you becomes miserable, eventually bringing you down worse than before.
I wish socks didn't get lost. Lol.
Wish granted, but now you can never find a pair of underwear.
I wish I knew what to do for this senior project I could never get started.
wish granted, but what you end up doing isn't as good as it could be.
I wish I could get out of this house.
wish granted, but then you can't get back.
I wish my internet would turn on.
Wish granted, but you end up swompt with spam Emails, popups, and viruses.
I wish these cramps would go away.
Granted. You have a migrain instead.
I wish that where I live, it would be springtime weather year round.
it is, but then it becomes unbearable.
I wish simple solutions didn't have to be so complicated most of the time.
wish granted, but then solutions are so simple and easy that you are always bored.
I wish I had a million dollars right now.
Wish granted, but you got it by doing something amazing so now everyone won't leave you alone.
I wish my headset had the capability to turn up louder.
it does, but then it no longer turns down, and ends up being too loud.
I wish phone signals wouldn't drop out here.
Wish granted, but then people call you constantly because your phone works.
I wish people weren't such bitches to each other.
wish granted, but then people are fake.
I wish there was chocolate in this house.
Wish granted, but it ends up being only pure, dark chocolate.
I wish hunger could be satisfied without having to eat.
it can, but then you really miss eating.
I wish winter didn't exist.
Wish granted, but then it is perpetually summer, making the weather unbarably hot all the time.
I wish weekends could be at least three days instead of two.
Wish granted, but then no one gets their shit done due to shorter weeks.
I wish I had some good food.
Wish granted, but there's so much food that you can't eat it all.
I wish I didn't have to go grocery shopping.
you don't, but then you can never get anymore food.
I wish the AC wasn't so loud.
wish granted, but then it stops working.
I wish I was done with school.
Wish granted, but then you get really bored because you have an endless amount of time with nothing to do.
I wish I didn't have to proofread a book about Auschwitz.
Wish granted, but you have to proofread two other books instead, which turn out to be twice as long.
I wish I could make more money than I currently do writing articles.
Wish granted, but you have to work longer hours and cover topics you have no desire to write about.
since the last person forgot to make a wish, I'll go.
I wish I could fly.
wish granted, but it will be the only way you can get around or travel from now on.
I wish I could drive.
wish granted, but you then get in a bad wreck and your car gets totaled.
I wish my close friends weren't so far away.
wish granted, but then you don't have time to yourself.
I wish it would stop raining here.
wish granted, but then it's unbarebly hot for the rest of your life.
I wish I'd hear back from those people soon.
wish granted, but it is bad news.
I wish weekends didn't go by so fast.
wish granted, but then the weeks drag on, causing you to lose focus more often than not.
I wish it weren't so hot.
wish granted, but the temperature goes below 0 degrees.
I wish I didn't have to do laundry.
you don't, but then you're stuck with something else you don't particularly like doing.
I wish everyone were generally happy.
granted but everyone laughs to much and you can never understand anyone.
I wish food would just magically appear, like ready edible food.
Wish granted, but it's all food you hate.
I wish this washer were a bit quieter.
wish granted, but then it stops working properly.
I wish the music industry had more tallented musicians, even if they weren't as good looking.
wish granted, but then their music ends up being too pricey for your budget.
I wish my neighbors were quieter.
wish granted, but only because they're plotting a take-over of the complex.
I wish healthier foods were cheaper, and fast food more expensive instead of the other way around.
wish granted, but then you get sick of healthy foods quickly.
I wish I wasn't tired at this hour.
wish granted, but then you have nothing to do, making the thought of sleep more appealing.
I wish the marketers would hold the Christmas advertisements until just one week before christmas, and take them away the very next day.
wish granted, but then you have to deal with other advertisements you can't stand.
I wish I wasn't cold.
wish granted, but then your heat gets stuck on the hottest temperature.
I wish my skin would moisturize itself.
wish granted, but then it ends up so soft you get annoyed.
I wish I could go to a concert.
wish granted, but it ends up being an Ashlee Simpson concert, and she gets booed off stage again for singing so shitty.
I wish I could control my sleeping schedule down to the last minute.
wish granted, but it ends up being more frustrating than you could've imagined.
I wish winter were longer here.
wish granted, but it also gets snowier, and colder.
I wish all animal cruelty that isn't absolutely necessary for our survival would cease to exist, permanently.
wish granted, but then human cruelty takes its place.
I wish airplanes weren't so loud.
wish granted, but the quieter engines turn out to have a major flaw, leading to many crashes.
I wish cheap travel options were more readily available.
wish granted, but they only end up being to places you wouldn't go.
I wish shower chairs were more portable.
wish granted, but the quality is compromised.
I wish the ability to have reliable WiFi on the go was less expensive.
wish granted, but it ends up being really limited.
I wish error messages didn't exist.
wish granted, but you end up missing a vitally important warning, inevitably causing your computer to crash.
I wish some people would learn to take a hint.
Wish granted, but now everyone can read your mind and begin to anticipate your every move.
I wish that, for one day, I could have an unlimited supply of whatever I wanted, at top quality.
wish granted, but it goes away too quickly, as you forget to savor it.
I wish this generator weren't so loud.
wish granted, but at the moment it gets quieter, the neighbors start making incredibly loud and distracting noises right outside your window.
I wish these next couple weeks would go by quickly.
wish granted, but you quickly become bored.
I wish company would be here soon.
wish granted, but they bring an unwanted guest with them.
I wish drugs were all natural, yet just as affective.
wish granted, but there's only a limited supply.
I wish time would go by faster, so I could watch this show.
wish granted, but you discover there is a charge to watch the show.
I wish some people would learn that just because they have the money to afford a servant, does not mean they need one.
wish granted, but then you're forced to watch them blow their money in other ways.
I wish rain could be constant.
wish granted, but the result is extreme flooding.
I wish the only two types of weather were rain and sun.
wish granted, but then people blame you for the lack of interesting weather, knowing you love those two things.
I wish I could find what I was looking for.
Wish granted, but you discover it's not all it's cracked up to be.
I wish I could find every episode of every show I like on youtube.
wish granted, but you then find out they're only clips.
I wish I could stop blowing my nose.
wish granted, but you start coughing instead.
I wish there was a highly affective pill for headaches that lasted all day, with no side effects.
wish granted, but they unexpectedly get addicting.
I wish people truly embraced differing beliefs.
wish granted, but people start to become very gullible as a result.
I wish people could learn to leave well enough alone.
wish granted, but then they disappear completely.
I wish some people weren't so angry.
wish granted, but they become almost unnaturally happy instead.
I wish I could come up with an uncorruptable wish. Lol.
wish granted, but then it ends up being lame (like most of my wishes/replies to this topic).
I wish more people saw breaking away from family as a source of empowerment.
Wish granted, but then people start disowning people who really have done well for them.
I wish people could learn to grow a thicker skin.
wish granted, but then absolutely nothing phases them.
I wish car alarms weren't so obnoxious.
wish granted, but it ends up resulting in a break-in, and someone you know and respect loses some of their property.
I wish certain tv shows weren't so short.
Oops. forgot to make a wish. Sorry about that.
wish granted, but they start to get boring with their extended length.
I wish people would spend more energy on writing their own Christmas cards, instead of buying the prewritten ones.
wish granted, but then you don't like what they say.
I wish this time of year weren't such a big deal to society.
wish granted, but they start emphasizing summer instead.
I wish some people weren't so obsessed with having the last word.
wish granted, but they then never share their thoughts.
I wish the supply of yappy dogs was limited.
wish granted, but the dogs that are left are quite vicious.
I wish we could skip unwanted moments like unwanted songs. we could do it, but we'd have to know what it was to know we wanted to skip it.
wish granted, but the consequence is never being able to hear new music again.
I wish more people understood the importance of being flexibil.
wish granted, but they expect the same of you, and end up going too far with it, to the point people want you to do something with them at 2 or 3 in the morning, for no apparent reason.
I wish people would stop freaking out so much when they get unfollowed on twitter.
wish granted, but they then unnecessarily freak out anytime you don't talk to them.
I wish my wishes weren't so lame.
wish granted, but then they are impossible to grant.
I wish I could come up with something worth writing about in my blog today.
wish granted, but then the entry ends up being too short for your liking.
I wish I could come up with at least one more paragraph, so I could post my entry.
Wish granted, but then the site goes down, making it impossible to post it today.
I wish more sites were managed the way Dreamwidth is.
wish granted, but then you discover they're all bad about making names for themselves.
I wish I had more blogs to read.
Wish granted, but you later find out the information in them is either exaggerated, or false.
I wish more people valued writing well thought out, interesting blog entries.
wish granted, but they then write so infrequently that you lose interest quickly.
I wish people realized the major benefits of blogging.
Wish granted, but then people start blogging about every waking moment of their lives.
I wish people would read the instructions that are very easily available before asking questions.
wish granted, but they still have trouble comprehending what to do.
I wish people wouldn't call so many times a day.
Wish granted, but they decide to drop by instead.
I wish we could find a more affective way to more accurately judge the basic needs of our pets.
wish granted, but then we show too much concern.
I wish more people treated the holidays as they would any other day.
Wish granted, but it also means nobody gets time off work anymore.
I wish I could go on a hay ride.
wish granted, but it ends up being really bumpy, taking all enjoyment out.
I wish I had enjoyable company right now.
Wish granted, but a blizard comes from out of nowhere and knocks out the power, leaving you and your company snowed in and bored.
I wish I had a giant soft pretzel, a cupcake, and some coffee.
Wish granted, but the pretsle is stale, the cupcake is squished, and the coffee is cold, and not doctored the way you normally like.
I wish things like crackers, chips, and chocolate never went stale, no matter what the conditions were like.
wish granted, but only the chocolate you don't much care for meets those specifications.
I wish productivity could happen more often.
Wish granted, but you suddenly realize that you have a lot of extremely tight deadlines, putting the pressure on, and making almost no time for rest.
I wish every task in life came with a 30 day deadline; nothing more, nothing less.
wish granted, but you quickly discover everyone else on earth can meet that deadline but you.
I wish something job wise would work out soon.
wish granted, but you end up with a job that is really difficult.
I wish holidays weren't so overrated.
Wish granted, but the people who only choose that time of year to be friendly decide never to do so anymore.
I wish it was illegal for airlines to cancel flights, with the exception of life or death situations.
wish granted, but you never get to fly, as you can't afford traveling.
I wish it weren't so cool in here.
Wish granted, but it starts to get very hot outside, making cool the better option.
I wish customer service was monitored at all times, so people who do a shitty job of it would never get away with their actions.
wish granted, but then with that comes censorship.
I wish certain people would leave me alone.
Wish granted, but with them goes people you genuinely like to talk to.
I wish life had a "do not disturb" button.
wish granted, but then your loved ones get pissed cause you always have it on.
I wish some people didn't eat so quickly.
wish granted, but they start slowing down and wasting your time as well as their's.
I wish I had some flawless berries.
wish granted, but they turn out to be old and therefore, inedible.
I wish tomorrow were here already.
wish granted, but your plans get canceled.
I wish it was impossible to get sick.
wish granted, but then your immune system finds other ways of messing up.
I wish sleep weren't ever interrupted by bad allergies.
wish granted, but you end up oversleeping to make up for it.
I wish the world would put less emphasis on money.
wish granted, but then they don't put enough.
I wish cable tv weren't so expensive.
Wish granted, but you only get a quarter of the channels.
I wish foursquare and twitter were separate.
wish granted, but then you begin wanting to post 4square updates to twitter yourself.
I wish certain things didn't exist.
wish granted, but some things that you like may be included.
I wish people were more honest.
wish granted, but then they only tell you things you'd rather not know.
I wish I could stop yawning.
Wish granted, but then you're miserable the whole day.
I wish I could bring world piece.
wish granted, but then the world becomes pissed at you.
I wish I didn't have to take allergy medicine.
wish granted, but then you get the flu.
I wish I didn't wake up in the middle of the night sometimes.
wish granted, but then you sleep too long.
I wish I could sleep through the night more than once in awhile.
Wish granted, but then you oversleep.
I wish Nokia oviMaps was accessible with talks
wish granted, but then your phone lags too much.
I wish next week were here already.
wish granted, but then somethinnng miserable happened.
I wish my family would understand me
wish granted, but then you become miserable cause they never leave you alone.
I wish people weren't so closed minded.
Wish granted, but then you'd have nobody to compete against
I wish my mind was a lil more decent
wish granted, but then you think too much.
I wish they didn't circulate the same songs on the radio so often.
Wish granted, but then the charts would not be how they are today; corrupt
I wish this game would sease, since it's getting kinda tedious
wish granted, but then you find something else to complain about.
I wish depression didn't exist.
wish granted, but then you can't tell if people are really happy or not.
I wish stress didn't exist.
wish granted, but then life becomes boring cause there aren't any added pressures.
I wish some car motors weren't so loud.
wish cranted, but then you find it hard to tell if vehicles are passing you.
I wish the government would stop sending troups to kill innocent people in third world countrys
wish granted, but then they do something else that gets on your nerves.
I wish people would refrain from tweeting every detail of their goings on.
Wish granted, but then you wouldn't know what happened before they get burned alive or something.
I wish people would open up their minds.
wish granted, but then they don't associate with you.
I wish people weren't so hung up on having/getting other's approval.
Wish granded, but then you always feel depressed.
I wish people would not commit suicide
wish granted, but then other things start to frustrate you that you can't explain the reasoning behind.
I wish I had desirable company today.
wish granted, but they end up staying longer than you want them to.
I wish there were more hours in the day sometimes so I could get more accomplished.
wish granted, but then you never find time for things you love.
I wish I'd have a change in pace soon.
Your pace picks up, and you never have time to sleep.
I wish i had my video games in working order again so i can finish playing them.
they start working again, but then they become so addicting that you never accomplish anything else.
I wish people weren't so nosy.
wish granted, but, no one ever asks how you are, how you're doing, if you're alright, then you get sick and die and no one cares.
I wish my eye would stop hurting
wish granted, but then another body part starts hurting far worse than the first.
I wish the days would go by faster.
Wish granted, but then the days go by so fast that they become a blur, causing you to forget about some of the things you wanted to remember forever.
I wish it were easier to think of a wish.
Wish granted, but then you become overwhelmed with needs.
I wish one of these treatments would take away my migraine and make it stay away!
wish granted, but then something else just as painful takes its place.
I wish people had a thicker skin.
Wish granted, but people become insensitive to the point of not caring at all about anyone or anything except themselves.
I wish I were fluent in French and German.
wish granted, but then there's no one to speak those languages with.
I wish every computer automatically came with screen reading software.
Wish granted, but the prices for the computers and the accessories you need to buy go way up.
I wish all apps were fully accessible.
wish granted, but then something happens preventing you to use them with your phone.
I wish I'd have a restful sleep most nights.
Wish granted. You sleep peacefully like a child, the whoooooole night away. While some creeper stands beside your bed staring down at you. Never moving, never blinking... just ... staring...
I wish for orange chicken and fried rice.
wish granted, but you discover you have to eat all of it really fast, otherwise, it'll go bad.
I wish I could travel.
Wish granted, but you end up having to sit next to some annoying person who won't stop asking you stupid questions.
I wish I won the lottery.
Granted! You win Shirley Jackson's Lottery and the harvest is better than it has been in a long time.
I wish my daughter would break the habbit of putting dice in her mouth. Scares the hell out of me every time.
she does, but then she gets sick for months on end.
I wish the days would stop dragging.